Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's black and full of holes?

Michael Brown

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

Golf Club Jokes More Golf Club Jokes

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

What's the best wood to make a golf club out of?

Taiga Wood