Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Golf Club Jokes More Golf Club Jokes

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

What's the best wood to make a golf club out of?

Taiga Wood