Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

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Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

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What's the best wood to make a golf club out of?

Taiga Wood

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!