Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

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Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

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What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin?

Immaculate Infection

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

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Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Golf Club Jokes More Golf Club Jokes

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.