Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

Why can't T-rex's clap?

Cause they're dead.

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Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.