Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Golf Club Jokes More Golf Club Jokes

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.