Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

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What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

Golf Club Jokes More Golf Club Jokes

What's the best wood to make a golf club out of?

Taiga Wood

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.