What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"