What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

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How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

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What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

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This is not a drill.

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So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"