What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

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What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.