How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

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How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!