How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

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What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

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Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs