How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

What is the only bent straight line?

Its one direction of course.