How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

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Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

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Why did the dyslexic fisherman go on a Paleo diet?

Because he was low crab of course.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.