How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

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Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

Why did the dyslexic fisherman go on a Paleo diet?

Because he was low crab of course.