What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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L'ess cargo

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

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I don't know

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I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.