What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

What do you call a french lesbian?

A tresbien

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Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

How many Police Officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None. He 'fell'.

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

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What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!