What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

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Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

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Who drives?

The police officer

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What do you call dark French people?

French Fries