What do you call dark French people?

French Fries

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How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.