French Fry Jokes

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

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What do you call dark French people?

French Fries

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

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