Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy