Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

What is a witch's least favorite food?

Burnt steak.

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What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

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Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.