Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.