Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common?

Someone's losing a trailer.

What do you call a burning white guy?

A firecracker

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How do dogs do business?

Pro-bono

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either