Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

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Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.