Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

What do you call a broken snake?

A reptile dysfunction.