Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore?

Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.