Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

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What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.