What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Which color confuses an idiot?

Blue

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.