What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

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How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction