What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

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What's the definition of a nerd?

A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

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What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.