What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

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What's the definition of a healthy virgin?

A: "One who has never been bed-ridden!"

What is the definition of a polar bear?

A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.

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What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.