What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

Previous Random Joke Next

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.

What is the definition of a Yankee?

A Yankee is the same as a quickie except you're by yourself

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

Nervous Breakdown Jokes More Nervous Breakdown Jokes

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.