What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

What is the definition of a goose ?

An animal that grows down as it grows up !

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What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

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Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !