What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.