What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

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Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.