What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

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What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.