What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

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When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

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What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time