What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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What do you call a burning white guy?

A firecracker

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

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What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.