What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Mrs. Claus Jokes More Mrs. Claus Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.