Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
Claus-trophobic.
Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.
I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"
Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."
A short woman trying like hell.