What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

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What's Karen Carpenter's Phone Number?

8 nothing, 8 nothing, 8 nothing.....

How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.