What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

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Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets