What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

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Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.