What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

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What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets