What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

What do you call 8 rabbits?

a rabbyte

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.