What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

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What do you call a group of 8 rabbits?

A) Rabbyte!

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess