Because 7 was mean. Get it?
You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.
Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
When it has metaphor.
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Because 7 ate 9.
