Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippy?

Because he was too far out... (dude).

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How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!"