How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

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Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

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What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving