How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

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A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.