How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

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How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

How do the French Train for War?

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Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.