How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?

A: Rhesus Pieces.

Tortilla Chip Jokes More Tortilla Chip Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

100 Baby Jokes More 100 Baby Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.