What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

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Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.