What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

Previous Random Joke Next

Mr. President Jokes More Mr. President Jokes

What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.