What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"