What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.