What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"