Mr. President Jokes

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

2 Million Jokes More 2 Million Jokes

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

P Jokes More P Jokes

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.