Mr. President Jokes

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

2 Million Jokes More 2 Million Jokes

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.