Mr. President Jokes

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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P Jokes More P Jokes

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

2 Million Jokes More 2 Million Jokes

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.