Mr. President Jokes

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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P Jokes More P Jokes

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

2 Million Jokes More 2 Million Jokes

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do a tornado and a redneck wedding have in common?

Either way you lose a motorhome.

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.