What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

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He said 'Thank you'. "

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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

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Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."