What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

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Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

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What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!