What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common?

Someone's losing a trailer.

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What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

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How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!