What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

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Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

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A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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They can never get further than the tip!

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Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!