How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

dos y dos

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What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.