How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

Previous Random Joke Next

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Alarm Jokes More Alarm Jokes

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.