Alarmed.
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Coffee Mug
So he can kick out at 2.
They SETI their alarm-y
Pound an alarm
When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.
Because the owner entered the correct code.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
A hole-y Cow!
Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.
more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.
Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake
Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.
Kick boxing
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
Psychopaths are fun at parties.
About thirty thousand dollars a year.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
A joke .
Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.
Noose Noose
It's 8:00 somewhere!
