Alarmed.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
So he can kick out at 2.
They SETI their alarm-y
Pound an alarm
When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.
Because the owner entered the correct code.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect
Because he never sleeps in much!
Turn off their console and go to sleep.
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
Inzest
An Al Gore-rhythm
Because they were vaccinated as children.
He never saw it coming.
Because the snowblower is coming.
A small arms dealer.
So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.
Caucasian
Chickenstocks
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.
He wanted to see stars during the day.
