Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

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How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

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What do Spanish Muslims call their God?

Ollah!

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America