Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

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How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

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Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.