Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love"

What do we want?

Race car noises. When do we want them? Neoooooooooooooooooooooow

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

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Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

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Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".