Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

What's the atheist's view on God?

Nahweh.

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America