Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Olympic Gold Jokes More Olympic Gold Jokes

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.