Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

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How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

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Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

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Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

What's the difference between Texas and Russia?

One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

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Why do scuba divers jump off the boat backwards?

Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

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Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.