What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

What do you call a muslim body builder?

A protein sheikh

School Jokes More School Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.