What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim ganglord with a penchant for Noodles?

Ramendon

What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

School Jokes More School Jokes

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

What was the seal's favorite subject in school?

ART ART ART!

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time