What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

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What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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What do you call a muslim, jackie gleason impersonator?

Muhammed muhammed muhammena.

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.