Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

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Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

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Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time