Why did the Russian man keep making exc...

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

What's a Russian's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine

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What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.

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Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time