Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

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What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

What do you call an apathetic Russian?

A So-be-it.

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What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

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Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

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What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.