Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

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What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

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What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

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What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

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What do you call a Russian man with three testicles?

Mr. Whodyounickabollockov

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time