Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

A: Russian

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation?

HAmAr + SiCl

Russian Man Jokes More Russian Man Jokes

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

What do you call a Russian man with three testicles?

Mr. Whodyounickabollockov