Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

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Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

Why do Russians love Pho so much?

Because they're so...viet.

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How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

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Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you