Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

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What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

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What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

What do you call a Russian man with three testicles?

Mr. Whodyounickabollockov