Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

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Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

What do you call a happy Russian?

Gladimir Putin!

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Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.