Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

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Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.