Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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Two cannibals going down on each other

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He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

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Re-arranged marriage

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None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.