What is 61 to a blonde?

A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

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What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak