What is 61 to a blonde?

A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

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Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

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What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.