What is 61 to a blonde?

A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

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What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

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Who ate all the crackers?

racist cannibal.

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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