Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!
Pick up lines
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.
Because he thought it wood look better!
Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!
Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!
My guess would be sometime this morning.
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess
How're you gettin' on