What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

Gettin Jokes More Gettin Jokes

What does Paddy Irishman says when he meets a one legged jockey?

How're you gettin' on

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!