How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

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What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized