How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

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What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ?

Cain you tell !

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."