Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"
Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...
A tire.
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.
She said "ugh nothing!"
I'm in a cent.
Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**
Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'