How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

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When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'