How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

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What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"