How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

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Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.