How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

How can you tell when you have prostate cancer?

It's not hard.

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What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.