How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

What's thr difference between the chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden