How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

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Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

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How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

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What do you call Bruno Mars?

Michael Jackson the third.

What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson