What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".