What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

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Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!