What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

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Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

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Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !