What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

What's the first thing you know?

Old Jed's a millionaire.

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What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.