Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

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How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

an impasta!

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

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Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.