Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

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Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

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What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!"

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!