Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

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Who's there? Budweiser. Budweiser who?

Budweiser your mother naked?

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.