What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

an impasta!

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

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What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican?

Rasta Pasta.

What does a straight man and spaghetti have in common?

They are both straight until it gets hot.