What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

an impasta!

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Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

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What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

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