What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

an impasta!

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Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

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How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango