What does a straight man and spaghetti have in common?

They are both straight until it gets hot.

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What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta

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How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

both of them

What is hard to get from Straight men?

Straight answers about relationships.