What does a straight man and spaghetti have in common?

They are both straight until it gets hot.

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What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

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How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

both of them

What is hard to get from Straight men?

Straight answers about relationships.