Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

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How do poor people make it rain?

They don't.

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

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Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

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What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)