Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

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What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

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What happens after it rains in gotham city?

a waynebow.

What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

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What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com: