Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

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What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

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What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

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Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

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How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)