What kind of bird always sticks together?

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What do you call a Robert on a stick?

A keBob!

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

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What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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What kind of bird always sticks together?

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What do you call the rapping triplet mind readers on the starship Enterprise?

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