What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

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What do you call an epileptic cow?

Beef jerky.

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

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What do you call that mean guy who keeps waking you up?

A myoclonic jerk.

What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes?

Inzest