What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Why do cows poop carrots?

BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

What did Thomas Jefferson grow?

Old.

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

What do you call an Irish midget?

Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk.

What do you call that mean guy who keeps waking you up?

A myoclonic jerk.