What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

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What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!

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What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Why are all my black friends so tall?

Because their knee grows.

What's the best part of growing up in Compton?

No bad dad jokes.

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What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

What do you call an Irish midget?

Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk.