What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.