What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

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A Yoghurt's got culture!

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If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.