What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.