What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!