What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

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What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish in orbit?

Trouterspace.

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.