What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar?

A Dollar

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

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Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

What does a tuna, a glue stick, and a piano have not have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.