What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did everyone love the mushroom at the party?

He was a fungi.

What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can't tuna fish!!!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Instrument Jokes More Instrument Jokes

What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.