What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

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Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

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How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

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What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

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What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!