What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

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What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

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What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

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What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!