What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Medical School Jokes More Medical School Jokes

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.