How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?

Because he had his own scales !

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.