How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

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How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

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What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.