How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?

You slap him and he slaps you back !

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What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

What do you call a fish that's good at trading favors?

A squid pro quo.

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Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

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Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.