What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

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How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What is a North Korean's favorite school subject?

Kimistry

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How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

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What do you call the son of Kim jong-un?

Kim jong-deux

Why does Kim Jong Un stick out at a black gospel church?

Because he doesn't have Seoul.