What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

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What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

What's the best thing about 23 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

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Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant

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Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

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Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

Why is Kim Jong-un so hungry?

Because hes got no Sole!