What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

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Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

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What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

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What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

What will Kim Jong-Un name his child?

Kim Jong-Deux.