What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them

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What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

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How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

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Why is Kim Jong Un a terrible leader?

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Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.