What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

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How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

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What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

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What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

Why does Kim Jong Un love books?

Because he is the Supreme Reader.