What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

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Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

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What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

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What do you call Kim Jong-un reading a Stephen King novel?

Fearless Reader

Why does Kim Jong Un love books?

Because he is the Supreme Reader.