What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

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How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

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What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

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