What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

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Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

How did the hermit pay for his home?

A: Alone.

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What do you call a bachelor party without strippers?

A: (sorry if this is the wrong forum)

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

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What do you call a Muslim ganglord with a penchant for Noodles?

Ramendon

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At the spa-getti.

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What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute