Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

What's a Jawa's favorite kind of pasta?

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Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.