Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

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What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

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What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen