Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

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Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood?

Spaghetto

What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

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How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.