Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

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Why can't you trust 8?

cause she's a two-timin' four.

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

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What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

They're both al dente.

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

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What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

A Pastafarian.

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.