Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

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Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

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What did fettuccine say to rigatoni?

Que pasta

What do you call pasta with ketchup?

Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.

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Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!