Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

Infidel Jokes More Infidel Jokes

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.