Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

Infidel Jokes More Infidel Jokes

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.